Seriously.
The only thing more boring than reading a blog about some random shit that you don't care about is trying to come up with something interesting enough to be worthy of an audience. I mean, I am my own number one fan and everything, but this project has me stumped.
No matter how much I try to convince myself otherwise, I just don't think any of you care to hear me ramble on and on about Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, or the Minnesota Vikings, or anything related to the hamster cage I work in.
Since blogging is, at its core, a form of escapism for the author, I'll probably touch on those topics from time to time. I have no higher purpose for doing so, other than my own self-satisfaction. If you happen to enjoy any of those topics, then I commend you. This blog will always maintain a general lack of focus since, frankly, I don't care enough about any *ONE* topic, person, or cause enough to devote an entire chunk of the web to them. Someday, that may change and if it does, a new blog will be started in a fresh space, far away from the degenerate ridiculousness of this space.
So while there will be epic tales posted here over the coming months - along with photographic evidence, ideally - I will need your help if I want you to continue to be interested in reading this tripe.
In that vein, I have a proposition for all of you, my dear readers.
I want to craft this blog with a pinch of community control and creative genius. So, at any point in your readings of these postings, feel free to propose a topic or project. I promise I will tackle your questions/requests with great enthusiasm and vigor, no matter how ridiculous they sound. Just don't suggest anything that could cost me a limb or my life and it will get taken care of. More ground rules might be laid out later but that's another post for another time.
With no good ideas from YOU - the reader - you will be forced to read about the SAME BORING SHIT YOU CAN READ ABOUT ON ANY OTHER BORING BLOG. I'm affording YOU the opportunity to decide which types of boring shit will be addressed in this space. Yeah, I might not know fuck-all about whatever you suggest I write about here, but at least the uninformed musings that result from these projects will be topics of interest to at least one of you.
Together, we can usher in a new era of community-controlled, user-generated pointless blog content!
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